The rich got richer and the poor got poorer this week. Division leaders Dick's Sporting Goods and OneBadBelizean both held onto their undefeated records, making short work of Willie Wonkas and the Burbank Mallers, respectively.

Meanwhile, Jason's Argonauts handed the Forest Monsters their first defeat, thanks to FoMo's over-confidence in the Rams!

The Ghost Riders scored a little, but got a big win over the Beast of the East (aka, the King), keeping them in second place.

Finally, the Hooters topped everyone with a resounding 96 points, crushing the lowly Saxamaniacs. The poverty-stricken Saxies join their poor relations, the Wonkas as the only winless teams of the early season.

Indy and the 'Red-skinned' Commanders face off this week in London. Better go to bed early to catch this one (if you have the NFL channel, that is).

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