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The awards show where everyone's a loser. . . I mean winner!
This year we open with an audience participation in the category of "Best Theme Songs." The video below contains the NFL theme music for each major networks (4). Choose your favorite, check the corresponding box below and submit. I will notify you of the winning network. And please, one pick per person.
And now, on to our regular scheduled awards . . .
2024 REGULAR SEASON AWARDS
And the "Krusty" goes to . . .
- Best ISFL Division Champ - Dick's Sporting Goods (13-5-0)
- Barely ISFL Division Champ - Ghost Riders (10-8-0)
- "Close But No Cigar" Award - Saxamaniacs (Tied for first, again, but loses by con-points)
- Prime Minister of Points - Ghost Riders (1357)
- Junior Minister of Points - Dick's Sporting Goods (1354)
- Most Dominating ISFL Division - Nobody (Divisions played to a 15-15 tie)
- Best Win Streak - Jason's Argonauts (6)
- Best Losing Streak - Beast of the East (6-not so bad)
- Best Recovery - Dick's Sporting Goods (started at 3-3)
- "Should Have Just Used a Coin" Award - Forest Monsters (9-9-0)
- Hall of Shame Award: Only Team to Lose to the Beast Twice - Burbank Mallers
- Most likely to get their picks from the Amazon delivery guy - Willie Wonkas
- "3-Year Drought" Award - Jason's Argonauts (7-9-2, 9-8-1,& 9-8-1 - ho hum)
- Mr. Consistency Award - OneBadBelizean (7 consecutive seasons with 10 or more wins)
- Prime Minister of League Education and Frivolity - Saxamaniacs
- Most Likely to to disprove the Law of Averages - Beast of the East
- "It could have been worse" Award - Beast of the East (0-6 in the opposite division)
- "Responsible for breaking up a possible 12-game DSG win streak by beating them twice! - Burbank Mallers
- "I coulda been a contenda" Award - OneBadBelizean (Would have been in 1st place in the opposite division)
- "Another 'Failure to Launch' season" Award - Willie Wonkas
- "Should have quit while I'm ahead" Award - The Hooters (won first two games, then. . .)
- Most Likely to be a sad Lions fan - Forest Monsters
- Having a kid didn't make them any worse (or better) - The Hooters
- And the final tally for Best Prognosticator - Sideshow Bob (12-6-0) over Krusty (10-8-0)
The average Con-points earned in the 2023 season was 1460.
In 2024 it was 1293. . . what happened?
- Willie Wonkas (2014)
- Beast of the East (2002
per season — the most in the League.
PLAYOFF AWARDS
- Most likely to stay in Kern County (they won't them out) - Ghost Riders
- Most Likely to spend the off-season trying to figure how they could transer their Playoff success into the regular season. - Beast of the East
- Most Likely to go to the Library for more joke books and sports almanacs - Saxamaniacs
- Most Win-picks in the Playoffs (4-way tie) - Beast of the East, Saxamaniacs, Hooters, and Dick's Sporting Goods (9 of 13)
- "Most disappointing Playoff performance" Award - Dick's Sporting Goods
- Buddy, can you spare a bonus point? Award - Beast of the East
- High/Low Award - Forest Monsters (yeah, they can't help it)
- Best picks made, while reclining - Burbank Mallers
- I stunk this year, but at least I got to see the Eagles win the Superbowl again! - Jason's Argonauts
- Most likely to change their name for next season's Madrid game to OneSadSpaniard - OneBadBelizean
- And finally, "Most Admired Kommisioner in the East and Western Hemispheres" Award -
Hey-hey, boys and girls! It's still Krusty!
